4 = A Horrible Movie and my review of it.

I watched an absolutely awful movie the other day. It's a Russian movie called 4. The previews made it look really interesting. It was supposed to be about cloning in Russia. As it turns out there were only some subtle cloning suggestions. The main character is a young, Russian prostitute in her late 20's who had heard that one of her 3 clone sisters had died so she travels on train and foot to make it to her sisters funeral. At the funeral there are about 15 old toothless Russian women who are crying and singing. The majority of the movie is footage of these nasty old Russian women, sitting around a table drinking home made vodka and cutting and gnawing on a pig and then singing, yelling, pulling their flabby boobs out, slapping them and then sleeping on oily stinky mattresses in their filthy Russian house. Then they complain that the girl who died is the only one who has the secret to making the realistic masks that they use for the nearly life-sized creepy dolls that the Russian women sew together in order to make money. At one point you think that there is going to be something really important that happens but the creators must have decided to leave that part out. Typically I'd like such a strange movie but this was actually frustrating and exhausting to watch. Just wanted to give you a heads up incase you cross it's path.