The Lonely Sad Bird

There once was a sad little bird with no friends. It was so sad and lonely that one day it decided to kill itself by flying into a window. That didn't work but it sure did hurt. So It tried again by burning itself to death in the fire of someones chimmney. However it was summer and no one was burning anything in the fireplace. So now the bird was Sad, Lonely, bruised and dirty and decided to throw itself in front of a moving car. So it got a good swooping start and timed it just ever so carefully and to the dirty, sad birds suprise, it worked that time and it was sad and lonely no more. But it was still very dirty from the fireplace. The End.