Hand Me Down

I bought a spacecraft from a small man yesterday morning. I spotted him as I was rolling my garbage can down to the end of the driveway. He said he was giving up the anal probing business cause it wasn't as lucrative as he was told that it would be. He told me he was going to try to get into the porno business. I wished him luck as I traded him my camcorder for the keys to his saucer.