The Doctor Tube

There was a tube with doctors in it. They were experimenting on each other. They enjoyed giving each other lobotomies. It was pleasurable. It was difficult giving someone a lobotomy when the person giving it already had one. Governing ones self was also difficult and thus constituted multiple self urinations. The lobotomized leading the lobotomized.
Outside sources began to scrutinize. The whole project was shut down due to a lack of recorded data and a loss of direction. On a lighter note, the doctors all changed their careers and happily became radio disc jockeys, politicians, elementary school teachers, pop artists and zoo keepers. Everybody wins.